krisrix:

brichibi:

LOL I got asked this twice, am I really that obvious?

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  Kanji, but here’s the thing.  Naoto would keep the bugs if she could, like, any interesting ones, and Kanji would have to kill them before she noticed it.  However, he secretly hates bugs, they’re not cute at all they’re gross, but if he doesn’t kill them they’d be kept as pets.
Who hogs the sheets:  Naoto.  She also snuggles against Kanji.  He’s so tall that it’s really easy for her to treat him like an extra long pillow.  He doesn’t mind at all.
Who hates mornings:  Despite her detective lifestyle she loathes the morning, I mean, who really commits a crime that early?  And if they did, hell hath no fury than a Naoto Shirogane in the morning.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Naoto, hands down, and Kanji has it ready at sunrise.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  The only mother in law in this case would be Kanji’s mom, and Naoto adores her… when she’s not being utterly embarrassing about how she’s such a great match for Kanji, how she can’t wait to have grandchildren, and things of that nature.
Who drives:  I suppose canonly speaking Kanji never got his motorcycle license or whatever, but Naoto has a scooter in Golden, right?  However, Kanji is so determined in everything he does that Naoto would let him peddle his bike as hard as he could.
Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Kanji is always happy to see Naoto, always, and is always smiling and happy to be around her. This, much to Naoto’s dismay, is a turn-on, because he’s got a great smile and nice arms and says her name so nicely.  So yeah, it’s totally her, but she’ll never admit it, even if the Junes’ bathroom knows them rather intimately.
Who had a scene phase:  Kanji, for sure.
Who wore braces:  Kanji.
Who got bullied:  Kanji in canon.  People made fun of him.  At the same time people also gave Naoto a hard time.  So they both know what its like and both are there for each other when its one of those days.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Neither, Naoto collects Neo-Featherman.  Kanji can make his own adorable collectibles. 

Yaaaaaas~

Though, for the braces, I can see Kanji being like “fuck nah, my snaggletooth makes me look badass, let’s go”, and Naoto being the prissypoo that wants perfect teeth~~~~~~~~

Now I have images of little Kanji and his mom arguing about him needing braces lol!