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My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs:  They make it into a game, you see, to see who notices the bug first and kills it fastest.  It’s all a competition between these two — mostly Wufei, but Treize is having a blast with it.
Who hogs the sheets:  Wufei, but he’ll never admit it.  Treize will tell him that he took the blanket, and Wufei will even wake up with the whole blanket, but he always has a response ready.  ”Clearly, you need a longer blanket, it’s not my fault.”
Who hates mornings:  They both do, because morning means they have to go back to the war, the fighting, and being enemies.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:  Again, both, but mostly Wufei.  He can usually calm down with tea.  Treize, on the other hand, is past the point of coffee, especially when he spends an evening with Wufei and they have to separate the next morning.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:  I don’t remember, but… are their parents still around?  I… don’t think they are?  There’s Lady Une, I suppose, as far as closest female character to one of them, but Wufei respects her a great deal, especially after Treize dies.

Who drives:  Treize.  Wufei reassures him that he can drive, and Treize doesn’t doubt it… sort of.  O.K. he completely doubts it.

Who gets horny in awkward public places:  Treize, and the most annoying thing is that Wufei isn’t there when it happens, it’s always in the middle of a meeting when someone does something that reminds him of Wufei.  It doesn’t really matter if Wufei gets horny because he’s not around nearly as many people as Treize.  He doesn’t have an army to lead.  If Wufei gets horny he’ll just take care of it himself to tide him over until he sees Treize again.
Who had a scene phase:  I want to say both for the lulz.
Who wore braces:  Treize.
Who got bullied:  Honestly I don’t think anyone would have the guts to bully either of them.  Wufei could kick your ass and Treize could manipulate you into bullying yourself somehow.
Who collects ceramic elephants:  Wufei, because Treize gave him one as a silly little gift once.