Me:  Free Eternal Summer: where friends fix their friends with trips to Australia. Seriously who has a friend who can do that kind of thing?! Depressed? Let’s go to Australia, yo.

Friend:  Well, I have to assume trips to there from Japan are a LITTLE cheaper.

Me:  Still they have like a week before nationals and he’s like, “Hey let’s go to Australia right now." What teenager has that kind of power except for Seto Kaiba?

Friend:  Jaden Smith?

Me:  Well played.