frozach submitted
“SOMEONE TOLD ME I NEEDED TO USE THE STORE’S SEAMSTRESS AND I LIVE 40 MILES AWAY AND CAN I PAY BY CREDIT CARD” “Yes, you can pay by credit card over the phone.” “I’M REALLY UPSET ABOUT THE SEAMSTRESS” “I understand, Ma’am… whoever told you that you needed to use our seamstress was mistaken. We do referrals.” “WELL I WAS TOLD” “Yes I know. How about you give me the card number and we take care of this first?” “Okay.” (gives card number.) “And the confirmation code on the back?” “I DON’T KNOW IT IT STARTS WITH A 3, THE REST IS ALL SCRATCHED OFF.”
Ma’am
Ma’am you are as dumb as a box of hair
kindly get out of my life
Sooooooo many stories with THIS, but here’s the most recent:
Customer: I know you guys are probably sold out, so where can I find a Diablo 3 colletor’s edition?
Customer: What are the chances of someone cancelling there collector’s edition so I can buy it?
Customer: Can you check other stores to see if they have a collector’s edition?
Customer: What do you mean you don’t have any?
Customer: Are you really sold out?
Customer: How many did you have?
Customer: Do you have any extras?
Customer: It’s been so many years you’d think they’d make enough.
Customer: Can you call your other locations to see if they have any collector’s editions.
Customer: What was in the collectors? Just curious, I know you’re sold out and I don’t want it… oh really, all of that? That does sound good, can I buy it?
*sighs*
*looks at picture of long-haired Naoto again*
*feels good about things*
