Oh shit, FFX pairings, I haven’t thought of these in ages!
My headcanons!
Who kills the bugs: Ha! Yuna. At first she wouldn’t want to (she has the bee sisters as summons, after all), but Tidus absolutely HATES bugs. It’s amusing, and she even points out, that he kills such huge monsters every day, but he doesn’t care. When a spider comes from the ceiling it takes a bunch of willpower not to grab his sword and use it like a rolled up newspaper.
Who hogs the sheets: Tidus, totally.
Who hates mornings: As happy as she is, Yuna doesn’t like mornings. She likes to sleep in but never can because they’re always on the move. She doesn’t even know what sleeping in is like, so Tidus actually tells her, just so she can imagine what its like to wake up in the morning and stay in bed instead of getting up for some grand journey.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Tidus introduces Yuna to coffee. She knows what it is but she’s never had it until he made it for her. He makes it for her because Lulu’s coffee is too strong, but Tidus is all cream and sugar. This means that Yuna needs a cup of coffee from him every morning.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: Neither have moms, but Tidus doesn’t like the disapproving look Lulu gives him sometimes.
Who drives: Why drive when you can ride the shopuff?
Who gets horny in awkward public places: Tidus would like to say him, because that would be the expected response. He’s the guy, the teenage guy at that, but to his surprise Yuna always beats him to the punch. She does this because she catches him off guard all the time. They travel in a group so sex is rare, but while the others are sleeping there’s always a certain female body slipping into bed next to him and skillfully roaming inside of his shorts.
Who had a scene phase: Yuna. FFX-2.
Who wore braces: Tidus.
Who got bullied: Both. Tidus had issues with his dad, and Yuna has all these expectations because she’s the summoner’s daughter.
Who collects ceramic elephants: None, because Rikku steals them and sells them.
