The Inner Workings of a Chibi.
That whole “Hey I just Met you” thing… GLaDOS style

GLaDOS:  Hello, human.  We have established a meeting just now 

GLaDOS:  I know, this may be seen as being quote, unquote, “crazy”

GLaDOS:  But over there you will find a portal gun 

GLaDOS:  So go on and take part in a couple of tests, perhaps

Tee hee, goodnight everyone.  And remember, the cake will always be a lie.