Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
Ok so now I want a vampire BakuDeku AU where Deku feeds from him, smirks, trying to look all sexy and Bakugou’s like, “Um… are you wasting MY BLOOD?!”
DEKU, dumbfounded: H-huh?!
BAKUGOU: You’re wasting food you goddamn Deku!
DEKU, eyes wide and stunned: I-I’m sorry, Kacchan!
“No wonder why they grabbed me, huh? All the makings of a villain. They were trying to recruit me, you know? Cuz I’m an asshole with an explosive quirk. The world lost All Might because of an asshole like me, a weak child who couldn’t defend himself.”
Hey all! How about that Deku VS Kacchan 2, huh? I was trying to figure out if it would be possible to work that in this fic (since it’s quirkless Deku AU where he doesn’t go to UA) and after watching the episode I figured it out, so… HERE YOU GO! Yay I has a sad!
There’s also lots of alternate looks on canon moments, like what a quirkless Deku would think of Stain, what the All Might VS All For One battle looked like from Bakugou’s parents’ POV, things like that.
Or, “Where’d this chapter even come from this wasn’t part of the plan but time to earn that explicit rating I guess?!” Enjoy the next installment for the My Hero Academia acting AU!
Chapter Summary: For the record, he’s no stranger to this level of intimacy either. There is, however, something to be said about having Hollywood’s explosive darling looking at your body like a four-course meal. And it occurs to Izuku, when they hear the neighbor belting out another round of profanity at the dog, that there’s a chance someone can walk past the car and get a front row seat.
There’s also a chance that neither of them care.
Pairing: BakuDeku
Warnings: Car scene, clothed sex, unexpected smut
Snippet: Izuku’s standing in the kitchen, scraping scrambled eggs out of the skillet and onto two plates. The frustrated pout on his face from the amount of eggs stuck to the pan makes Katsuki wonder why Izuku hasn’t been hired to be the guilt trip kid in a don’t drink and drive ad. Katsuki clears his throat from where he’s standing and says, “You made breakfast? How sweet.”
Izuku looks up at him and nearly drops the pan, because Katsuki Bakugou’s standing in his living room, completely naked. A little warning would’ve been nice, you know, so he could prepare his heart for the dreamlike image that greets him. “Um… m-morning,” Izuku manages to get out. “I… attempted breakfast?” To be honest, there’s not much in his fridge to work with, and even if there was, he’s not exactly a Michelin star anything.
“Cool.”
The toaster dings behind Izuku and he’s more than happy to turn and grab the warm slices of bread. Because Katsuki Bakugou’s in his shitty apartment. Naked. “It’s not much. Haven’t had the chance to go grocery shopping.”“That’s fine.”
So Katsuki’s standing behind him now, voice tickling at his ear.
If this were anything like the comics, Izuku Midoriya being quirkless would be the norm while heroes would be treated as a rarity. As it stands, everyone’s got a super power, except for Izuku, of course. No worries, though, because he’s over it (nope) and has moved on to bigger and better things (again, nope) like working at a tiny comic book shop and indulging in stories where being able to lift a bus with your bare hands was deemed impossible until proven otherwise.
Oh, and running into your heroic ex-boyfriend? Also unlikely. But Izuku’s life isn’t like a comic book (maybe?) and Katsuki Bakugou is standing right in front of him: still perfect, still handsome, and still putting his combat booted foot in his mouth.
[Or: AU where Izuku works at a comic book shop because that’s as close to a hero as he’s gonna get, and Katsuki plays the part of heroic ex-boyfriend who is good at everything except winning Izuku back… maybe]
Snippet:
The only thing damaged is the register, Izuku’s pride-
And whatever gets caught in the explosion that suddenly rattles the ground outside. It’s such a powerful force that a couple of comics fall onto the floor, Izuku having to press his hands against the counter in an attempt to keep his balance. He can hear people coming together on the sidewalk, trying to get a look at the source of the explosion. Curiosity gets the best of Izuku — though he’s not sure why, he hasn’t rushed out to see a hero take on a villain in years. He steps outside the store in time to see the villain who’d robbed him in the middle of the street, trying to stand up but he’s obviously taken a huge hit from-
Oh.
So that’s why there was an explosion.
“Look! It’s Ground Zero,” because of course someone has to announce it, as if the villain’s singed skin isn’t enough of an indicator. As Izuku watches the hero face off against the morbidly muscular thief — whose entire body looks like its been turned inside out, thumping like a beating heart — he realizes that this is exactly like the scene from a comic.
Because he’s standing there, watching a hero in action.
A hero who happens to be his ex-boyfriend, the Kacchan he loved from childhood through his entire high school career.
Super.
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Whee I shouldn’t be starting another fic but I am because my mama ain’t teach me no manners! So here’s a multi-chapter post-break up BakuDeku fic or whatever :)
[Fic] Lights. Camera. Hero! 5/?
“I’ve been kinda wondering if you, well… a-actually even wanted to kiss me yesterday.”
“… I’m sorry, what?”
“Because you were mad, or worried, or whatever! Maybe it was the adrenaline, you know?”
It’s like the conversation in the car never happened. To think, Katsuki had been stressed — yes, stressed, goddamnit, because traffic and having feelings will do that to a person. He’d been so stressed about Izuku Midoriya, but apparently, Mr. Izuku My Smile Is Brighter Than A Child’s Imagination Midoriya has the whole entire audacity to think he didn’t want to kiss him in the first place?
Is this a game to him right now? Some fun acting exercise where he stops your heart with that damn smile then is all like nevermind, you probably don’t wanna taste sunshine and honey on your lips, you’re more of a sour licorice kinda guy. Then he proceeds to be a walking, talking, clusterfuck who makes you feel like you’re windsurfing on clouds, but crap, you forgot that you’re afraid of heights, your stomach dropping at an alarming rate.
But he’d panicked. Badly. He’d felt like he’d been drowning, caught in a net underwater with no hope of reaching the surface. He’d told himself to wave his hand at the crew to get them to release him, but he ended up trying to dig his fingers into the sludge in an attempt to remove it.
Made for a great shot, though. He remembers hearing someone say that it looked believable, like wow, that kid’s really gonna die.
Izuku didn’t have a way to nod his head, to say yes, I feel like I’m dying! But the real morbid thing is that he’s not sure if he would’ve said anything at all had he been able to talk. It was a good shot, perfect for All Might’s grand entrance and iconic Texas Smash. It’d be the first time seeing him in action after years of retirement so the scene had to be perfect. Yagi Toshinori was coming to rescue him of all people. After all the auditions, all the failures and frozen dinners, all the calls to his mother full of lies and false hope… Izuku Midoriya was here.
So Izuku forced himself to hold out for a little longer. Even if his throat burned. Even if his heart slowed to move at an unsteady crawl. Even if his eyes released real, genuine tears of absolute fear.
Somebody.
H-help…
Teaser for Lights. Camera. Hero!Chapter 4: You Say Run! The Birth Of A Hero, The Start Of A Duo
(aka: my crazy My Hero Academia AU where the whole show is a television show and all the characters are actors/actresses)
Reblogging because THE NEXT CHAPTER IS UP and it takes a stab at the episode that made me fall in love with the series:
There’s an entire library of proper responses for this moment. Katsuki effectively incinerates them all when he laughs like he’s watching a comedian at work. “You wanna go against me? Me?! Come on, at least start with someone less skilled like-”
“Like you.” It comes out so smoothly from Izuku’s mouth. He can’t believe he’s actually said something so scathing. That’s not like him at all, but damnit, all he’d wanted was to spend quality time with his blockhead boyfriend, you know?
AU where the arcade is the place to be, “Plus Ultra” is the hottest fighting game in town, Bakugou’s bad at boyfriending, and Izuku’s ready to KO his ass into the next century
(Fic) Lights. Camera. Hero! (2/?)
Title: Lights. Camera. Hero!
Summary: What if “My Hero Academia” was a television series and everyone was an actor/actress playing our favorite characters?
Pairings: Eventual BakuDeku, maybe more along the way
Snippet (for this chapter): “Izuku Midoriya?”
Well, there goes that lump again. It’s nice and solid, his eyes huge as he mentally tells himself to not sweat the nerves into the pits of his shirt. He steps away from the wall and walks to the door, tries his best to ignore the murmurs and stares from the others in the hallway. He knows he looks nothing like the perceived image of a hero and he’s probably wasting his time, to be honest. He never reached that mythical growth spurt, never really got rid of the baby fat that caresses his cheeks. So many people at the casting feel larger than life, some even reminding Izuku of how insanely muscular Toshinori used to be back at the start of his films. It feels like some kind of cruel joke that he’s here to read for the lead, of all things, even if Toshinori said that they wanted a wide range of people.
Summary: If there’s one thing Izuku Midoriya’s good at, it’s dreaming big, and dreaming hard. That’s why he’s in Hollywood, of all places, his hometown an entire ocean away along with his graduating high school class and single mother. But he’s gonna be an actor, an international sensation, a superstar like no other.
He just.
Has to convince the rest of the world.
Which is, admittedly, a difficult task.
[AU where “My Hero Academia” is an upcoming television series, everyone’s an actor/actress, and romance happens behind the scenes]
Pairing: BakuDeku, probably future others
Warnings: AU, sexual content (later), re-imagining of the series, angst, acting
This is the story of a geeky anime/gaming gal by the name of Chibi. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for... some sort of ride? Oh! I love to write, and I also love doing crafty things. I go to conventions with my partner and sell woodburned things, clocks, mirrors, and more! So expect to see those on here too :)
