Here's an idea for a Halloween costume for all the Robins out there - your worst customer ever. What's more terrifying than that? Just walk up to whoever's giving candy and pull your worst "but the wrapper's twisted so I demand more for free" ;)
fuckyeahretailrobin:
pinkiepiebones:
fuckyeahretailrobin:
takacomics:
fuckyeahretailrobin:
“Look I know someone who lives here so I think I should get more candy. UGH I AM NEVER COMING TO THIS HOUSE AGAIN!”
-M
I don’t like this type of candy, can I speak to your manager?
*seal laughter*
-M
“I just came from another house and they have better candy. I just thought you should know that your competition lost you a consumer.”
*dead on the floor*
-M
Could you call the house down the block and put a Snickers on hold for me?
Uuuuuuuuh crap, this is actually hard because there’s a bunch that I love like Snickers and Twix (god Twix yes) and sometimes Skittles or Starburst or-
OH WAIT I KNOW THE ANSWER!
So there’s this treasure candy that I think Hershey makes? I don’t remember because I really don’t see it anymore, it might not have been Hershey’s but the morale of the story is that I don’t see them anymore. But like, years ago, back when snowtigra and I were dating and she was driving down to Iowa to visit me at school once a month, she brought me this container of chocolate candies and we called them “dragon candies,” because we were roleplaying a couple online (one was like part dragon or had a dragon or something it was a really long time ago I don’t remember). One of them had brought the other these like super decadent chocolates that were like really spendy and fancy, but you know we can’t really afford that so we used these instead ^^;;;
Second favorite would be the Lindt chocolates omg they’re so good. No wait that’s third favorite, second favorite is MUTHA FUCKIN STRAWBERRY KIT KATS! Actually taste wise this miiiiight be my all time favorite but the other candy has sentimental value. Anyhow, damn you Anime Detour for having these because I can’t find them anywhere I even went to Mitsuwa at Anime Central and they had flavored kit kats but not strawberry. I also really like strawberry mochi though (ice cream mochi too) but is that considered candy? I don’t actually know.
Oh god this is why I’m fat. But candy.
