animehead:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

ours was:

i hate you

you hate me

let’s get together and kill barney 

with a .44 magnum straight to his head 

pull the trigger now barney’s dead 

… I remember this.  

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out and kill barney

with a 45 millimeter shot him in the head

aren’t you glad that barney’s dead

… wow we were dark jeez!

brichibiwritesthings:

Hey guys, did you know that I got swanky merchandise from my good friend for the release of my book?  Aren’t these earrings fantastic?  And check out that necklace!  

Wondering what the deal is with the birdcage?  Well, you can purchase the book and find out, it’s available now!  You can find it on Damnation Books (you need to sign up with them and verify your age) OR on Amazon, ebook format.  Print is coming soon!

I’m just going to leave these awesome things here  :)