Kirishima: Did you hear about Midoriya-
Bakugou: I don’t give a single fuck about shitty Deku!
Stranger: Are you talking about that weakass greenhaired loser from the Sport Festival?
Bakugou: LISTEN YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD WORD ABOUT SHITTY DEKU AGAIN OR I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL DESTROY YOU AND NEVER THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE BODY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Stranger: Y-yes!!
Kirishima: Yep, Bakugou way show everyone how much you “don’t give a single fuck” about Midoriya. I’m totally convinced.
DEKU: Aw Kacchan defended me!
BAKUGOU: I DID NO SUCH THING!
STRANGER: Ugh why do you put up with someone so hostile? He’s such an angry little bitch
DEKU: … excuse me? We’re you just saying something negative about Katsuki “Kacchan” Bakugou in my presence? I certainly hope not. I’d hate to have to hurt a misguided civilian.
STRANGER: I’m sorry what?
DEKU, smiling: I’ve broken my own bones for this man, breaking you is nothing to me
STRANGER, horrified: R-right… sorry…
BAKUGOU:
