The Inner Workings of a Chibi.

boxofsoap:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

Canon: Love triangle

Fanfic: OT3

Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I’ll write you something?

distractedpainter:

  • “I just really need to have you here right now.”
  • “Didn’t you see what I did?!”
  • “Oh fuck, oh FUCK.”
  • “Please come get me.”
  • “Where are you?!”
  • “I’m coming, just sit tight!”
  • “Look at me - just breathe, okay?”
  • “I can’t breathe!”
  • “You don’t have to stay.”
  • “It’s all my fault.”
  • “It’s all YOUR fault!”
  • “Don’t fucking touch me.”
  • “Please I just… really need space right now.”
  • “I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere.”
  • “I’m gonna be sick.”
  • “Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you… ?”
  • “I’m sick of being USELESS.”
  • “You’re not useless.”
  • “Shit, are you bleeding?!”
  • “Please, put it DOWN.”
  • “Shh, c’mere…”
  • “It’s okay to cry…”
  • “Don’t listen to them. Don’t you EVER listen to them.”
  • “I’m not cut out for this.”
  • “Just leave me ALONE.”
  • “Please listen to me-”
  • “You can trust me.”
  • “Don’t trust me.”
  • “What happened doesn’t change anything.”

This could be interesting.  I’ll try my best!  

[Fic] Anything

brichibi:

brichibiwritesthings:

My wifey challenged me to write a fic so I could stop stressing about all the upcoming cons we have, so here it is.

Pairing:  Steve/Sam

Warning:  Slight Winter Soldier spoilers

Summary:  Was that your first kiss since 1945?

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Help I wrote another Winter Soldier fic what is happening?!

Also reblogging for night time Steve and Sam fans because reasons.

risechie:

really the only persona 4 ship i dislike is the one that Shall Not Be Named and that’s only because of a traumatizing fanfic which does not affect anything in the actual game (halleluyah) (bless)

That moment when a fic is written so well you still think about it and it still gets to you.  I know which fic this is and I 100% agree, oh my god.  

The scary thing is is that it fit into the game, like I could see it working with the game plot, and just… no, we don’t talk about this fic.  Not now or ever.

[Grave Impressions Contest Fic] Why can’t he?

brichibiwritesthings:

So there’s this great 1940s yaoi webcomic called “Grave Impressions“ that I got the first book of at ACEN this year.  The creators are great, and the story is really interesting so far.  They’re hosting a year anniversary contest, so I thought I’d take a crack at it  :)  And you should definitely read the webcomic!  

Summary:  The most important rule of the one night stand is to not get attached to who you’re “standing” with.  Unfortunately, Napoleon is never one to follow the rules.  

Notes:  I’m fairly certain it hasn’t come up in the actual comic, so I came up with a random story.

Warnings:  Yaoi, sexy times

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I wrote a smutty thing for a contest thing.  It has been a really long time since I wrote fanfic so I hope I remember how to do the thing.

[Fic] Fading Lights 2/?

brichibi:

So naotodayo keeps drawing awesome fanart for this fic I teased at, so I should actually, you know, start it?

Plot:  In which Naoto Shirogane is a male pop-star with a secret no one sees coming, and Kanji Tatsumi is isn’t a big fan of him.  

Warnings:  Overall — AU (but the same “finding your true self” theme will apply, completely with dungeons and shadows)For this chapter — one sided Kanji/Naoto, NSFW, masturbation, fantasizing.

Notes:  For the purposes of this fic Naoto is referred to as a male for a good portion of it.  Also, it might not go through the entire game, but I at least plan on making it to Naoto’s shadow.  It starts with Kanji’s arc and progresses from there.  

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Reblogging for the morning crew, like me, except if you’re headed for work you probably shouldn’t read  ^^;;;

[Fic] Fading Lights 2/?

So naotodayo keeps drawing awesome fanart for this fic I teased at, so I should actually, you know, start it?

Plot:  In which Naoto Shirogane is a male pop-star with a secret no one sees coming, and Kanji Tatsumi is isn’t a big fan of him.  

Warnings:  Overall – AU (but the same “finding your true self” theme will apply, completely with dungeons and shadows)For this chapter – one sided Kanji/Naoto, NSFW, masturbation, fantasizing.

Notes:  For the purposes of this fic Naoto is referred to as a male for a good portion of it.  Also, it might not go through the entire game, but I at least plan on making it to Naoto’s shadow.  It starts with Kanji’s arc and progresses from there.  

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