Oh mom…
Mom: I called you. Where were you?
Me: Out with friends.
Mom: Oh?! You went out?!
Me: Yeah.
Mom: With Snow Tigra (this is my partner)?
Me: No, she’s at work.
Mom: Ooooooooh!
Me: *thinking* jeez was I really that antisocial before that now my mom applauds me for going out? I mean, wow, does she think I just play on the interweb all day and… oh, new Persona pictures on tumblr, gimme!
