The Inner Workings of a Chibi.

BakuDeku Teen Slasher Movie AU like I wanna write it but I have like 5 fics going on at once (ok maybe not five, but, it’s quite a few, lol)

But it would be so fun? Like Shigaraki would be the big baddie? Deku would be the cute main character? Bakugou would be the boyfriend who everyone thinks is the killer but it ain’t him? Like:

Police: We have reason to suspect that the threats are coming from Katsuki Bakugou

Deku: No! It’s not Kacchan! I know he says he’ll kill me on a daily basis but he doesn’t mean it!

Police:

Bakugou: Look if I wanted to kill Deku I would’ve done it already and bragged about it

Deku: Yep! That’s right!

Police: ?!?!?!?!

And like:

Deku: Wait the rules say you die if you’re not a virgin?

Uraraka: Yeah, but you’re fine, right?

Iida: Of course he is! Midoriya is an honorable young man!

Deku: Weeeeell…

Bakugou: Chill, nerd, no one’s killing us, we gotta make it to the end for the “we survived” sex

And like:

Deku: *eyes widen in realization* I thought it’d be Uraraka but I was wrong… I’m the final girl!

Bakugou: Damn right you are

You heard of hesitant wingman todoroki, but what about accidental wingman todoroki

strawbunnymoon:

…. GO ON.

(I can totally see that happening too tbh omg.) 

Midoriya: What do I say to him?

Todoroki: You guys have known each other for over a decade, say hello.

Midoriya: Oh! That’s good! Real good! Go tell him I said that!

Todoroki: …

Todoroki: *goes and talks to Bakugou* Midoriya says hi.

Bakugou: Hah?! Deku?! That fucking nerd!

Todoroki: Yeah…

Bakugou: … tell him I said, um…

Todoroki: Hi?

Bakugou: Yeah! Thanks Icy Hot!

Todoroki: …

Midoriya: Kids, let me tell you the story about how I became a hero

Bakugou: At least you’re not telling that dumbass story about how we met

*cue How I Met Your Mother jingle*