gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
I just thought everyone should know
that there is a German dessert called Spaghettieis
which is literally just ice cream made to look like spaghetti
they even put little heart wafers in it
WAIT A SECOND
YOU’RE TELLING ME
THAT YOU DON’T HAVE SPAGHETTIEIS?
FUCKING HELL PEOPLE
HOW DID YOU SURVIVENO WE DO NOT BECASUE ENGLAND CANNOT HANDLE ICE CREAM SHAPED LIKE PASTA
WE CAN BARELY HANDLE FISH SHAPED LIKE FINGERS LET’S BE HONEST
OH MY GOD YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE THIS ?
AND DONT FORGET THAT THERE IS COLD WHIPPED CREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF IT AND THE FUCKTON OF SAUCE AND VANILLA SPRINKLES ON TOP OF IT AND THE FRESH STRAWBERRIES
THEY EVEN COME IN DIFFERENT FLAVOURS TO COPY DIFFERENT RECIPES
LOOK AT THIS FUCKTON OF SAUCE
When i went to Germany i tried it and it was reaally good
And I thought fairy bread was weird
WAIT OTHER COUNTRYS REALLY DON’T HAVE SPAGHETTIEIS??? WHAT?
Sorry for the porn on your dash.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKTON OF SAUCE 
