… your friend is playing Persona 4 Golden, and having a grand ol’ time.  He’s never played Persona 4, you see, so he’s really getting into it.  

But then…

Friend:  So… who can you date in the game?

Me:  All of the girls.

Friend:  … oh… but…

Me:  *sees the confused look on his face*  … oh, none of the boys.

Friend:  Really?

Me:  Yeah.  I know.

Friend:  But… Yosuke…

Me:  I know, sweetie, I know.

Friend:  Then there’s Kanji…

Me:  No.

Friend:  But what about the kid in the basketball club?

Me:  No.

What makes this even better is said friend isn’t a boy’s love fan or anything like that, so he doesn’t even wear the slash goggles that I do, but he’s still puzzled as to why he can’t date any of the guys  ^^;;;  In fact, I think he was looking forward to dating them!