i can’t deal
i just took 20 points of damage
One hit KO for me jfc
I feel so attacked right now.
So does Deku I’m sure BOTTOM 4 LIFE!
Hello, I’m starting a compilation of my favorite moments of Aoyama staring directly into the camera.
I cannot stop staring!!!
me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children
If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say
OK, the internet has just won everything. i have nothing left to fucking say. just watch this please and get right.
*my hopes of representation in the media just manifested*
lmao.
Lol
this is legit how I talk to white people when they make me mad
I’ve made the sunscreen comment to the wifey every summer and I’m going to for the rest of my life.
Here's an idea for a Halloween costume for all the Robins out there - your worst customer ever. What's more terrifying than that? Just walk up to whoever's giving candy and pull your worst "but the wrapper's twisted so I demand more for free" ;)
“Look I know someone who lives here so I think I should get more candy. UGH I AM NEVER COMING TO THIS HOUSE AGAIN!”
-M
I don’t like this type of candy, can I speak to your manager?
*seal laughter*
-M
“I just came from another house and they have better candy. I just thought you should know that your competition lost you a consumer.”
*dead on the floor*
-M
Could you call the house down the block and put a Snickers on hold for me?
