dxindustriesinc:

I see absolutely no reason why I should have won this race

And also no reason why I should have made this video

Can you imagine DK’s face though?

revolutionaryjo:

deadlegato:

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

Cake for half my friends group.

APOLOGIES ARE FOR THE WEAK.

Sorry not sorry.

eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:

gaygentlemengeek:

jukeinthebox:

Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)

MY SOUL IS NOT READY BUT FUCK IT LETS RIDE

new era of ending friendships is upon us 

We’ve come so far in being pissed off at our friends and snapping at then when they use the shell that shall not be named on the course that shall not be named.  

My body is ready to end some friendships.

I still believe that Mario Kart is worse than any other Mature rated game out there.  God of War?  Call of Duty?  Grand Theft Auto?  That’s nothing compared to being in first place, only to have your friend send out a blue shell.