brichibiwritesthings:

Hi followers.  And hi new followers that just came in all of the sudden.  Where did you all come from because suddenly I’m close to 100  O.O

Anyhow, I thought I would post where you can get paperback copies of my book, “Treat Me Kindly.”  Also, I’m going to post a snippet of the book so you guys can get a feel for what you’re in for.  

If you’re an Amazon fan, click here to order the physical copy of the book.

If you’re a Barnes and Noble shopper, click here to order the physical copy of the book.

And the snippet is after the cut.  Enjoy  :)

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Hey look it’s a snippet of that time I wrote a book thing  :)  Randomly, I hit 300 followers somehow, thank you for continuing to follow me despite my fandom spazzing and book pimping  ^^  On top of sharing a snippet, the physical copy of the book is now available, about a week and a half earlier than expected  ^^

brichibiwritesthings:

Available in: Paperback. FREE SHIPPING on orders of $25 or more. Treat Me Kindly by Briana Lawrence.

It’s available in paperback.  

Mature response:  I hope all of you will order it and enjoy reading it.  I hope you enjoy holding my book in your hands and reading about the characters I’ve created as they deal with mysterious murders and supernatural creatures.

Actual response:  KYAH IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!!

*flails about your tumblr screaming like a child*  

brichibiwritesthings:

Hey guys, did you know that I got swanky merchandise from my good friend for the release of my book?  Aren’t these earrings fantastic?  And check out that necklace!  

Wondering what the deal is with the birdcage?  Well, you can purchase the book and find out, it’s available now!  You can find it on Damnation Books (you need to sign up with them and verify your age) OR on Amazon, ebook format.  Print is coming soon!

I’m just going to leave these awesome things here  :)

brichibiwritesthings:

Hi there, followers.  This is it!  The book is now available on Amazon  :)  This is the ebook format, the print format should be coming soon!  

As I said before, don’t just download it, read it, review it on the site, tell others about it, spread the word guys.  I hope you all like the book!  I’ll post other links as I get them (Barnes and Noble and such).

MORE WRITING THINGS!  OMG GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING!

brichibiwritesthings:

All right, friends, the download link works now! I did also find out that you need to sign up for the website to purchase it, since you need to be 18 due to the content of the book. For now, the publisher website seems to be the only place that has the book, I’ll post other links as I get them.

As I said with the short story, don’t just buy the book, buy it, read it, tell me what you think, review it so others can read your thoughts on it, let everyone know about it :) Also, if you can think of any blogs or review sites or anything like that to send it to, let me know. I get eBook formats to send to reviewers ^^ I’ll post a better description tomorrow of everything, and thanks for being patient!

KYAH IT’S HERE!  Just eBook for now, and through the publisher’s site.  More links to come, and paperback release date to come later as well.  Happy reading, everyone!

brichibiwritesthings:

All right everyone, tomorrow is the day. I know a lot of you are thinking of doing eBook, which will be available on Amazon on Sunday (24 hours after it releases on the publisher’s website). However, if you’re anxious to get your hands on my book and looking for a great deal, check this message out from Damnation Books. This is only a ONE DAY DEAL, after Saturday the sale is over:

June 1st is going to be a busy day at Damnation Books. We are releasing a batch of titles at http://damnationbooks.com/. From Midnight until 11:59PM PDT the new releases will be sold at variable pricing. This means if you get to the site early you can buy titles at prices as low as a quarter per book. The price per book goes up a quarter each time it sells. Let me give this a perspective your debit card will love. 

Let’s say you are the first buyer on the site. You can buy all 18 titles for your favorite e-reader at $4.50 US. $9.00 if you are the second arrival. You may also buy a single title or two, the variable pricing still applies. 18 titles at a very low price in a stressed economy. Damnation Books Rocks. 

Okay, after you drop in and buy the new releases why not come back at 2PM EDT and 7PM EDT to visit with the releasing authors at the Meet the Authors Chats? You may even buy a few more books after hearing what the authors have to share. http://damnationbooks.com/chat.php 

These are the titles and authors due to release on June 1st 2013. 

The Axis of Shadows part 3 of the Silent War by Brian Young 
The Vector of the Dead (sequel to Serum of the Dead) by Dave Bloodfield)
The Bartender Always Dies Last by Joshua Caine 
Michael Faust (Lazarus Cane series book 2) by Jeremy Kline 
The Tormentors by Jack Phoenix 
The Demon of Montreal by A. Michael Schwarz 
Trashlight by Ray S. Kent 
Broken by Sean A. Lusher
The Last Day for Rob Rhino by Kathleen O’Donnell 
Flightline by Michael A. Moscaritolo 
Cannibal Man by Dorothy Knight 
Wrage (Sons of Darkness Book 2 by Joseph Spencer) 
Lying in Wait by Robert N. Chan 
Markheim, Blood and Ash (sequel to Markheim) by Carrie Lynn Barker 
Farm House by Steve Soderquist 
Dead Girl Beach by Mike Sullivan
Treat Me Kindly by Briana Lawrence 
Hill Magick by Julia French

Super special awesome bouncy excitement!  Expect lots of book posts from me this weekend since not only does the book come out, but so does my gay romance short story.  My current mental status is… indescribable ^^;;;

Hi there anon.  Thank you so much for asking about my book  :)  It’s definitely adult fiction, due to the content in the book.  The book my partner and I have going on, “Hunters: Seeking the Storyteller,” is more YA (at least the first book in the series, the others… I’m not so sure).  

Thanks for the support!   

brichibiwritesthings:

Just a few more days, everyone, until DOUBLE RELEASE DAY!  That’s right, I have my very first book coming out AND a short story in a gay romance anthology.  First, let’s discuss the book.  I’m posting a short synopsis along with my rather enticing cover.  Now remember, the eBook will be available this weekend (and I will post links, for sure).  The print version will be available later on this month.    

Synposis: The words of the invitation whisper gently into your ear, speaking of rare and exotic animals unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. To detective Alex Sampson, however, that invitation speaks of something else. Death. Attendees at a prestigious animal auction are turning up dead, each murder more brutal than the last. The only clue to each crime points to a different animal, but when did birds and butterflies go from being aphrodisiacs for fairy tales to deadly mass murderers?

eBook ISBN: 9781615729876

Print ISBN: 9781615729883

Genre: Mystery

Sub Genre: Urban Fantasy

Novel length: 110000 words

Sex rating: 4

Violence rating: 4

(and this is 4 out of 5, so yeah… not safe for tiny tykes)

(also, I will be posting more snippets when the book comes out)

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys.  GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!  

To make this even better, my mother (who hasn’t seen my house yet because she had knee surgery) IS COMING TO SEE ME THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE!  Book release party times!!!

brichibiwritesthings:

Here it is, guys.  Many thanks to Dawne Dominique for making such an amazing cover!  Along with the cover is a quick synopsis of the story so you know what to look forward to  :)

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Everything that can go wrong has gone far beyond wrong for Matthew Sharpton.  After his beautiful fiancee decides to upgrade to a better man, Matthew is forced to move into the zero-star establishment of his parents’ basement. Roommates with his shattered dreams and a father that disapproves of his entire existence, Matthew is now jobless, womanless, and every other less you can think of.  The only thing he has going for him is a tiny pink bird he picked up at an animal auction.  But apparently, Matthew can’t even properly pick pets.  Instead of a bird he finds himself with a gorgeous, naked woman who seems to think that he’s her master.  

“Treat me kindly,” she says, but the hidden message in the bottle whispers to Matthew, “…or else.”

Elsewhere, deep within the busy walls of city-tropolis, Detective Alex Sampson is enjoying the days of flipping on his sirens and watching traffic part for him as if he’s royalty.  He gets a call for a recent homicide and rushes to one of the finest condominiums in the city.  Unsurprisingly, no one is mourning the death of animal cruelty expert number one, Frank Marko.  After being shamed out of his career for participating in dog fights, his last chance for redemption — and good P.R. — rested at a prestigious animal charity auction.  With a promise of something “rare and exotic,” the punk rocker apparently got way more than he could’ve possible bargained for.  Alex finds him dead in his lavish home, the only clue to his demise a small bruise on his neck and the beautiful butterfly found on the corpse.

Alex turns to his friend and colleague “Nick-Nack” — it’s still Nicholas, Alex — for leads in regards to the butterfly.  There’s just one teeny, tiny, colossal problem.  Butterflies don’t bite, don’t sting, and this particular breed found on Marko’s body is extinct.  It’s been awhile since Alex has been in detention, but he swears that “extinct” is another way of saying “dead from now until forever more.”  On top of that, the body count grows higher and more grotesque by the day.  

Isn’t being a detective grand?

*gaaaaaaaaaaasp*  GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!