Or, “Where’d this chapter even come from this wasn’t part of the plan but time to earn that explicit rating I guess?!” Enjoy the next installment for the My Hero Academia acting AU!
Chapter Summary: For the record, he’s no stranger to this level of intimacy either. There is, however, something to be said about having Hollywood’s explosive darling looking at your body like a four-course meal. And it occurs to Izuku, when they hear the neighbor belting out another round of profanity at the dog, that there’s a chance someone can walk past the car and get a front row seat.
There’s also a chance that neither of them care.
Pairing: BakuDeku
Warnings: Car scene, clothed sex, unexpected smut
Snippet: Izuku’s standing in the kitchen, scraping scrambled eggs out of the skillet and onto two plates. The frustrated pout on his face from the amount of eggs stuck to the pan makes Katsuki wonder why Izuku hasn’t been hired to be the guilt trip kid in a don’t drink and drive ad. Katsuki clears his throat from where he’s standing and says, “You made breakfast? How sweet.”
Izuku looks up at him and nearly drops the pan, because Katsuki Bakugou’s standing in his living room, completely naked. A little warning would’ve been nice, you know, so he could prepare his heart for the dreamlike image that greets him. “Um… m-morning,” Izuku manages to get out. “I… attempted breakfast?” To be honest, there’s not much in his fridge to work with, and even if there was, he’s not exactly a Michelin star anything.
“Cool.”
The toaster dings behind Izuku and he’s more than happy to turn and grab the warm slices of bread. Because Katsuki Bakugou’s in his shitty apartment. Naked. “It’s not much. Haven’t had the chance to go grocery shopping.”“That’s fine.”
So Katsuki’s standing behind him now, voice tickling at his ear.
When Shouto pulls into Izuku’s driveway they catch a glimpse of Bakugou, whose stepping outside of his house to… who cares, really, because he’s wearing a black tank top with a pair of loose fitting pants. That may not sound like a big deal because it’s just a tank top, but listen, this is Katsuki Bakugou in a tank top, muscled arms on display like a personalized gift to the little Deku who stares from the backseat.
“You should go say hi,” Shouto says as he turns the car off.
“Really? You’re not gonna do anything to piss him off?”
“No, I will, but you should still say hi.”
Izuku tries not to laugh at how ridiculous his friend is, but the smile on his face comes without his permission. He steps out of the car and takes a deep breath. This shouldn’t be that hard, not when Kaminari’s told him the truth, but for some reason his heart is hammering against his chest to the point that he thinks he might actually pass out. Before, he’d just give Bakugou a friendly greeting, but now? Now he knows that Bakugou wants him, that all of them want him, and well, he’s been intimate with two of his neighbors which leaves…
“Oi. Deku. Why are you staring at me?”
Oh. It seems that he’s made the trek next door in the middle of his inner monologue of self-doubt. It also seems that Bakugou has taken to calling him Deku the way his friends do — namely Ochako. He supposes that’s fair since he accidentally called him Kacchan before. “I… um… just came to say hello!”
“Hi.”
Silence.
Great.
***
Just updated the OT4 summer romcom that no one asked for You Think We Need One Moreand this is a HUGE BAKUDEKU CHAPTER and suuuuuper smutty like wow, yall, WOW!
“I really hope you’re breaking up with that guy. I’m never gonna talk to him again! He’s the worst! He’s awful! He’s-”
“He didn’t cheat on me!”
Izuku blinks, letting the words process, the pieces coming together before he responds to Kaminari. “Is… he not your boyfriend, then?”
Kaminari wishes he could say something more elegant, weave together some kind of story without revealing their master plan, but hey, lying isn’t his strongest character trait, and they say honesty is the best policy. “No, he is. Bakugou is, too.”
“… you… have two boyfriends?”
“Yeah. And we, well… we’re all attracted to you.”
Silence.
Kaminari expected that.
[Or: Kaminari’s the hero his polyamorous boyfriends need… or whatever, what’s the quote again?]
How the bleep bleep did I do two fic updates in one day? Science, probably, or maybe prayer, I dunno.
Anyhow, the KamiDeku chapter for You Think We Need One More? is HERE (along with a bunch of other pairings because whee OT4 stuff!)
(aka: the OT4 summer romcom where Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are neighborly neighbors who wanna invite Izuku Midoriya over for ridiculous amounts of sex tea or some shit what do neighbors even do?)
Ahahahaha the next chapter IS UP NOW and this fic for @dekubunny is such a mess like I had a plan I had dreams I had it all but WELL FUCK, Y’ALL!
Also there’s a bunch of smut like a lot of it like holy shit Bri but yo Kirishima’s pretty happy about it my dudes. Urm… Happy Birthday, Deku? (But Kirishima wins the day)
Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are living their best, twenty-something-year-old life. Nice, spacious house. Attractive roommates to split the mortgage with. Video game discounts. Pizza. Sex. Did we mention sex, because yeah, that’s happening on the regular. But things take a turn for the “hot damn that boy is fine” when Izuku Midoriya moves in next door. Is it time for a healthy, competitive dose of “who bags the cutie first” amongst the lovers?
Naw, they’re horny grown-ups, and horny grown-ups know how to compromise.
[AU where Midoriya is the boy next door who gets courted by his ridiculously attractive neighbors who, most definitely, think they need one more]
So this is totally on @dekubunny because I was having a shit day and went strolling through their Tumblr feed and found an OT4 pic and was like, “HMMMMMMMMMM!!!” So thanks for the pick me up!
Snippet under the cut cuz it’s NSFW AS HELL MY LORD!
(Fic) The Timeless Art Of “Please Just… You Know… Already!” (1/1)
Title: The Timeless Art of “Please Just… You Know… Already!”
Alternate Title: What happens when you’re on a road trip with your partner and she calls your bluff about writing a thing.
Warnings: Aged up characters and smutty smut smut. In public, even.
Summary: Nobody wants Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou to bang more than Class 1A, because my god, they keep flirting with each other, and something’s gotta give
I’ve been slacking off on sharing the WatchMojo videos I’ve written scripts for, so what better video to share than this newest one! They give me the super important jobs ^___^
Obviously NSFW.
Lift that leg, girl!
A little write up on fat women and sex inspired by Empire. Under the cut because it’s kind of NSFW.
This is the story of a geeky anime/gaming gal by the name of Chibi. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for... some sort of ride? Oh! I love to write, and I also love doing crafty things. I go to conventions with my partner and sell woodburned things, clocks, mirrors, and more! So expect to see those on here too :)
