A little write up on fat women and sex inspired by Empire. Under the cut because it’s kind of NSFW.

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yu-ousama:

megamanned:

monasticmaestoso:

trespeak:

thedrunkenminstrel:

rocketverliden:

snowyfoxes:

ladyshinga:

moonlitwitch:

thewitchesscroll:

imafuckingfaerybitch:

rainicornzombie:

mr-moon-the-cisphobic-panda:

pragtastic:

petticoatruler:

sourcedumal:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

“The Dragonborn Cums”

“Electric Lady”

Lol this has very intriguing ramifications….

Cold War.

Uhm, oh dear.

La Vie Boheme. 

:)

“Flower Dance”
sounds exotic

Telepath, omg yes

“Undenied,” by Portishead

Love is an open door from Frozen…..
No it’s fucking NOT. I don’t know you people, get out of my bedroom! x.x

The Wanting Comes in Waves (The Decemberists)

wow that sounds messy

“I Alone”

rude >:(

Closer

I—I don’t understand

“We Party (You Shout)”

Hell yes.

Spooky Scary Skeletons

I…

“Superflat?”

She has a girlfriend now, she has a girlfriend now, she has a girlfriend now she said guys don’t do no more for me

“libera me” from hell

wait what?

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH!

That boy is a monster a m-m-m-monster!

“The Review Must Go On” by the Nostalgia Critic.

… uh…

… yes to all?

I’ve actually never heard that before.  The only time someone ever told me I needed dick was when I was coming out, because, “how would you know you’ve never slept with a man.”  And just, why doesn’t anyone ever say, “How would you know you’ve never slept with a woman.”

But anyhow.

I don’t think anyone actually “needs” penis.  They might “want” it though.  Which,  honestly, I always think of sexuality as being fluid and preferences can change.  Like I love my wifey to pieces, she knows this, but I also find men attractive still.  Not enough to like, be like, “OMG LET’S HAVE A THREESOME RIGHT NOW,” or anything like that, but the attraction is there.  And she gets it, and sometimes, there’s a man who she will show me a picture of and we’ll both be like, “Dayum.”  Now there’s other lesbians I know who are just absolutely, 100%, not attracted to men at all in no way whatsoever.  Like they think they’re fine people, they don’t hate them (because I feel the need to say that because some folks still think that lesbian = hating men), they’re just not attracted to them.  Which is fine.

At its core though I find myself disliking that statement because I hate when people link sex to someone’s emotional state, like, “You’re such a bitch you’d calm down if you got some,” I just hate that like I’m not pissed off because I need to have sex I’ve been with the same woman for 12 years I have an active sex life my attitude is not from lack of sex.  And no my emotional state is certainly not over not getting some from a man.  I feel like that’s how that statement is used the most, like, penis = the calming agent a woman needs, no matter what her sexual preference is.  No, my calming agent would be if you stopped being an asshole.

Interesting question, anon  :)

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

Wow.  I actually didn’t know this.  I grew up thinking that it would absolutely hurt like hell.  Although, it was told to me in a, “Don’t rush out and have sex at a young age because he’s not going to know what he’s doing and it’ll hurt like hell,” sort of way by my mom because that’s how it was for her so… wow yeah.

castielcampbell:

deanisanactualprincess:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

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This actually happened like, my mom came to visit me when my book came out and again on my birthday.  I have no idea what we were talking about but somehow it turned into sex and relationships and things… because my mom is a dirty old lady.  And I don’t know what she said to me but it triggered this:

Me:  I have someone who I regularly have sex with

And like I have no idea what she said to make me say that!  And I had this moment of, “Crap did I just say that to my mom?!”  Like aren’t I supposed to be all, “Gasp what is sex I have no idea?!”  But her response was:

Mom:  I know that’s right!

And this was said with all the black woman sass in the world.  So then I kinda got over trying to act all innocent around my mom.

But again she’s a dirty old lady sooooo yeeeeeah.  I mean she read my book and loved it then read my short story and loved it and was like, “Gurl you so nasty,” because the short story was all gay sex and she was like, “But that guy was HOT too bad he was gay or I could’ve had him,” and like… yeah that’s my mom.

However around my dad I am forever innocent like, “Gasp a naked person oh my how crude!  Fornication is terrible!”  

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

Real talk in high school when I started dating my boyfriend my mom told me she’d give me condoms because she did not want grandchildren.  Apparently she did this with my older brother too.  Like she knew sex would come up because that’s a thing that happens and instead of being like “OH GOD NO DON’T DO IT” she was like “O.K. you’re going to do it so just tell me when you’re ready and we’ll get stuff.”  

Granted I didn’t end up sleeping with my boyfriend (or any boy) and ended up with a girl, but still, my mom was a realistic mom who didn’t make sex into this GOD AWFUL THING NEVER DO IT NEVER or WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE MARRIED because you know, that’s not what she did.  And love is important yes but you know what sex is too.  You want to be with a person you enjoy it with, whether you’re having sex, or you’re asexual and just in tune with one another, that sort of thing is something you want to know about BEFORE you get married.  

My mom just warned me that, you know, she got pregnant her first time and if I wanted to do it to be safe about it.  I guess back then guys had some ridiculous excuses for not using protection, and they probably do now too, so she was like, “No we’re getting you condoms just say the word.”  I went to a high school with girls who had sex, and talked about it, and it was unavoidable.  So instead of being like “No no no no no” my mom was like “well o.k. if you want but first we’re going to get things you need.”  At the time I thought it was weird and kinda embarrassing because, it was my mom, but looking back I’m glad I had a realistic mom who may not have wanted me to be sexually active in high school, but knew I would do what I wanted to do, and instead of demonizing it to just be real about it.  

Which, in turn, made me not as anxious to do it?  Like we talked about it like a normal thing, not this “Oooooo so taboo it must be good I should go out and do it,” sort of thing.     

Same with alcohol, I’ve had sips of things at parties with family and usually found it gross, but when I was 21 my mom made me a strawberry daquiri which was delicious, and she was like, “Yeah some alcohol is good just be smart about it o.k.?  Know your limits.  But if you’re in the house with me, then I’ll be here to stop you from going overboard.  Out there though, take it easy, because not everyone is going to look out for you.”

isobutane:

Mass Effect, objectifying women through meaningless sex and poison to the minds of our children.

Weren’t they challenged on this?  Like, I think Geoff Keighley had a discussion with the woman (or some woman, might not be the same one) and actually said, “Have you actually played the game?”  She said no, went and played it, and then took back everything she said.  I think, in response, said woman wrote a book and a bunch of gamers went on Amazon and bashed it without reading it. 

I might have this all mixed up, it was a long time ago.  The morale of the story is don’t judge something until you try it yourself.  Especially video games.  Because us geeks will fight back and prove you wrong.

brichibiwritesthings:

So I can only work on my super smutty story “Voyeur something” at home for obvious reasons, so I was working on it tonight.  I thought I would end the evening with a snippet since the first part of it is close to being done  :) 

Summary:  A series of three short stories that all link together with one main theme: voyeurism.  If all goes according to my plan, this will (hopefully) be a book series.  I have like… two books planned so far, well… two and a half, with notes written in a notebook

Warnings (for this snippet):  M/M romance, voyeurism, sex, whispers of masturbation

Warning number two:  If you follow this blog for the sweet and cute headcanons, uh… skip this post.  Or hey, if you’re into boy smut, feel free?  please don’t leave I’ll go back to fluffy puppies and cookies and innocent things soonish!

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