When Shouto pulls into Izuku’s driveway they catch a glimpse of Bakugou, whose stepping outside of his house to… who cares, really, because he’s wearing a black tank top with a pair of loose fitting pants. That may not sound like a big deal because it’s just a tank top, but listen, this is Katsuki Bakugou in a tank top, muscled arms on display like a personalized gift to the little Deku who stares from the backseat.
“You should go say hi,” Shouto says as he turns the car off.
“Really? You’re not gonna do anything to piss him off?”
“No, I will, but you should still say hi.”
Izuku tries not to laugh at how ridiculous his friend is, but the smile on his face comes without his permission. He steps out of the car and takes a deep breath. This shouldn’t be that hard, not when Kaminari’s told him the truth, but for some reason his heart is hammering against his chest to the point that he thinks he might actually pass out. Before, he’d just give Bakugou a friendly greeting, but now? Now he knows that Bakugou wants him, that all of them want him, and well, he’s been intimate with two of his neighbors which leaves…
“Oi. Deku. Why are you staring at me?”
Oh. It seems that he’s made the trek next door in the middle of his inner monologue of self-doubt. It also seems that Bakugou has taken to calling him Deku the way his friends do — namely Ochako. He supposes that’s fair since he accidentally called him Kacchan before. “I… um… just came to say hello!”
“Hi.”
Silence.
Great.
***
Just updated the OT4 summer romcom that no one asked for You Think We Need One Moreand this is a HUGE BAKUDEKU CHAPTER and suuuuuper smutty like wow, yall, WOW!
“I really hope you’re breaking up with that guy. I’m never gonna talk to him again! He’s the worst! He’s awful! He’s-”
“He didn’t cheat on me!”
Izuku blinks, letting the words process, the pieces coming together before he responds to Kaminari. “Is… he not your boyfriend, then?”
Kaminari wishes he could say something more elegant, weave together some kind of story without revealing their master plan, but hey, lying isn’t his strongest character trait, and they say honesty is the best policy. “No, he is. Bakugou is, too.”
“… you… have two boyfriends?”
“Yeah. And we, well… we’re all attracted to you.”
Silence.
Kaminari expected that.
[Or: Kaminari’s the hero his polyamorous boyfriends need… or whatever, what’s the quote again?]
How the bleep bleep did I do two fic updates in one day? Science, probably, or maybe prayer, I dunno.
Anyhow, the KamiDeku chapter for You Think We Need One More? is HERE (along with a bunch of other pairings because whee OT4 stuff!)
(aka: the OT4 summer romcom where Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are neighborly neighbors who wanna invite Izuku Midoriya over for ridiculous amounts of sex tea or some shit what do neighbors even do?)
Ahahahaha the next chapter IS UP NOW and this fic for @dekubunny is such a mess like I had a plan I had dreams I had it all but WELL FUCK, Y’ALL!
Also there’s a bunch of smut like a lot of it like holy shit Bri but yo Kirishima’s pretty happy about it my dudes. Urm… Happy Birthday, Deku? (But Kirishima wins the day)
Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari are living their best, twenty-something-year-old life. Nice, spacious house. Attractive roommates to split the mortgage with. Video game discounts. Pizza. Sex. Did we mention sex, because yeah, that’s happening on the regular. But things take a turn for the “hot damn that boy is fine” when Izuku Midoriya moves in next door. Is it time for a healthy, competitive dose of “who bags the cutie first” amongst the lovers?
Naw, they’re horny grown-ups, and horny grown-ups know how to compromise.
[AU where Midoriya is the boy next door who gets courted by his ridiculously attractive neighbors who, most definitely, think they need one more]
So this is totally on @dekubunny because I was having a shit day and went strolling through their Tumblr feed and found an OT4 pic and was like, “HMMMMMMMMMM!!!” So thanks for the pick me up!
Snippet under the cut cuz it’s NSFW AS HELL MY LORD!
(Fic) The Timeless Art Of “Please Just… You Know… Already!” (1/1)
Title: The Timeless Art of “Please Just… You Know… Already!”
Alternate Title: What happens when you’re on a road trip with your partner and she calls your bluff about writing a thing.
Warnings: Aged up characters and smutty smut smut. In public, even.
Summary: Nobody wants Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou to bang more than Class 1A, because my god, they keep flirting with each other, and something’s gotta give
Warnings: SMUT! Definitely DEFINITELY not safe for work! Also, Naoto has a crazy imagination and the Investigation Team isn’t safe from it.
Note: I had a nice, worksafe, family friendly headcanon planned today, then I saw that the first shot had been fired on the smut-off (are we having a smut-off even I’m not sure but we should bake cookies!), so I had to write this (that and I can’t write smut at work but I can write sap so sap has to wait for now).
I wrote a thing to respond to the thing backside wrote cuz she's the most amazing lady ever a big meanie! Enjoy! And be sure to check out the writing blog for more crazy Kanji and Naoto hijinks.
Snippet: In which watching your neighbors is called something
So I can only work on my super smutty story “Voyeur something” at home for obvious reasons, so I was working on it tonight. I thought I would end the evening with a snippet since the first part of it is close to being done :)
Summary: A series of three short stories that all link together with one main theme: voyeurism. If all goes according to my plan, this will (hopefully) be a book series. I have like… two books planned so far, well… two and a half, with notes written in a notebook
Warnings (for this snippet): M/M romance, voyeurism, sex, whispers of masturbation
Warning number two: If you follow this blog for the sweet and cute headcanons, uh… skip this post. Or hey, if you’re into boy smut, feel free? please don’t leave I’ll go back to fluffy puppies and cookies and innocent things soonish!
In which my writing blog gets naughty! See, since the Hunters blog is just Hunters, it hasn’t gotten naughty yet. My personal writing blog, however… yeah don’t click on that Read More unless if you don’t mind the things in the warnings ^^;;;
[Original story snippet] Voyeur-something
In which I remember the time I was planning a ridiculously porny male/male series of short stories where one of them, once upon a time, had been a fic. This is just a snippet. Should I continue this?
Warnings: … if you couldn’t tell from the title… um… smut. Lots of smut. Lots of male on male smut, so if you’re not into that please skip this post and enjoy my normal rebloggings of Persona and things.
Extra Notes: This isn’t what I was working on for Nanowrimo, that’s a completely different story. So I’m suddenly doing like, three stories at once (since my partner and I have an original series we’re doing together too). It’s not too tricky to balance all of them at once, mostly because this story here is the, “Suddenly the muses are horny, time to write more of this story,” and the other story, “Double H,” is the, “I feel like being angsty let’s write some of that,” and my partner is writing the original story and I only have to edit it and add little details to things ^^
This is the story of a geeky anime/gaming gal by the name of Chibi. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for... some sort of ride? Oh! I love to write, and I also love doing crafty things. I go to conventions with my partner and sell woodburned things, clocks, mirrors, and more! So expect to see those on here too :)
