

Right. All women are unfaithful, and they will inevitably sleep with any man to whom they so much as vent.
Right.
Ugh, just… ugh, ugh! Not to mention that, of course, any man we talk to wants in our pants, right? Like, “hey baby come cry to me then take them panties off.” -_- Despite what people say, men and women can, you know… be FRIENDS!
Wrote two things over at my writing blog for prompts via Yeah Write! I thought I would share them and pimp out my writing blog mwuhahahaha!
Too: in which an insecure girl gets her first secure kiss
Red: in which an insecure boy makes a change and gets a secure response
1. The thing about having it all is that, in reality, he doesn’t.
It’s an illusion, really, that other people see when they look at him.
For one thing, there’s no clear meaning as to what all even is, what constitutes it, and how one goes about obtaining it. He gets the superficial meaning, of course — looks, money, popularity — but is that, really, all?
Despite this, whatever all is, he’s fairly certain that he wants to keep it — or so he’s told by everyone around him. Apparently, he’s lucky to have it all, so lucky, in fact, that they wish they had it, themselves. Therefore, he’d be a fool to let it go.
So he keeps himself locked tightly in his closet, safe, where he can keep it all.
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2. She wishes there was a handbook on who the one is and how to obtain such a person. She hears her friends and family talking about it all the time, or rather, the female friends and family in her life. What she knows so far is this: the one is someone she is destined to find, either by her own attempts or by sheer luck of the draw. The one is someone she is supposed to desire, to the point of bettering herself to make herself appealing to the one.
But most importantly, the one? Male. Definitely male.
… right?
In which my morning drabble ramblings touch topics that are personal to me (particularly the second one for reasons) May expand on these later?
Janelle Monae is so dazzling. Even hearing her name I have to bite my lip because the perfection is overwhelming and makes my breath stutter
Um… just… wow. I’m sad that I don’t know who this is, but she is stunning. Pretty girls in ties and stylish clothes are a huge weakness, and this woman is simply gorgeous.
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
“Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I ?! “
(The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)
Umh oh my gosh she is kind of stunning.omg sdhe’s gndjgkdenf pretty beautiful people
I wish I could be that confident with my curves. Truly beautiful :)

