i still can’t believe they made a movie based on twilight fanfiction
I can’t wait for the epic 3 hour tribute to my gay Yu-Gi-Oh porn
Trust in the heart of the cards~
*handcuffs and blindfolds* Your move~
Let me show you my trap card~
Guys, at MTAC’s opening ceremonies, Dan Green and Eric Stuart came on stage, and Eric challenged Dan to a duel in character as Kaiba.
So Dan, in character as Yugi, says “That’s weird, Kaiba. You usually don’t like to lose.”
I never thought I’d hear such a sick burn from Yugi.
*mic drop*
Seriously though I’m not even there but seeing your reactions to it is great.
Wow hey look at all of the hat sketches! This means… NEW PRODUCTS FOR 2014!
All right, so my wifey already makes a few different character hats, but she came upstairs this weekend with a bunch of patterns and said, “Sketch some for me to make.”
And… ta da!
These are just examples, but we can do any character you want, whether it’s a hat they wear or an idea to make a hat in their image (like the Death the Kid one). We can also alter what the hat looks like (like if you want the Charlotte hat to be made in the style of the Titan hat, ect.)
I hope to create the listing for it soon so people can purchase them. And just like with the hoodies, if you have any character ideas, tell me.
Here’s what the sketches are from top left to bottom right:
1. Kuriboh themed hat from Yugioh (completely with his little arms as ear flaps)
2. Sailor Moon themed hat (interchangeable with the other scouts)
3. Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (with a bonus Iwatobi-chan pin for extra)
4. Dark Magician Girl themed hat from Yugioh
5. Death the Kid themed hat from Soul Eater
6. Attack on Titan themed hat (yeeeeeeah)
7. Eternal Sailor Moon themed hat
8. Puu hat (with ear flaps)
9. Charlotte from Madoka Magica hat (again, yeeeeeeeah)
Often when I respond to something YGO related with a joke, I get private messages from people saying “Keep your stupid abridged jokes out of our YGO threads!”
Usually I’m not even making an abridged series related joke or quoting anything from my show. But apparently, because it’s me, it has to be an abridged joke. Because that’s clearly all I’m capable of.
It’s not like I was posting goofy YGO shit before I even thought of making a YouTube account or anything.
Every joke I make is abridged related. Every joke.
Sorry, LK. You smell and you’re not a real YGO fan. You also couldn’t possibly have been one BEFORE you made the Abridged Series, of course not. DID I MENTION YOU’RE A SMELLY FARTFACE. >:[
Damn it. You’ve seen through my disguise. I only pretended to like YGO so that people would take me seriously and like me more.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
6 Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries
Happy Halloween!
Just in case anyone forgot Pokemon is full of nightmare fuel.
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THAT LAST ONE WITH KADABRA I DON’T REMMBER READING THAT.
FireRed I think?
Don’t forget that in the original games, you could infer that Victreebel have been know to eat humans (they’re said to live deep in the jungle…but nobody has ever returned). A person licked by a Haunter will shake uncontrollably until they die because it steals their life force. Gothitelle cries when it learns its trainer’s lifespan. Heatmor MELTS Durant to consume them—using its tongue it melts through their shells and eats their insides.
There is some very unsettling stuff in Pokemon. And that’s not even getting into the tragic events/side events presented in the games.
Also, friendly reminder that people eat Pokémon! Basculin’s entry specifically states that they’re remarkably tasty—no indication that its not humans who find them yummy.
And let’s not forget this cutie
Was once a human.
It’s pokedex entry reads:
Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.
These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.
IT IS WELL AWARE THAT IT IS NO LONGER HUMAN.YOU ARE USING A FORMERLY HUMAN CREATURE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND’S PETS.
How did it get that way you ask?
Why, by being birthed by it’s evolved form, of course! Which, by the way, looks like this:
and whose pokedex entry reads (depending on your version) :
It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.
They pretend to be elaborate coffins to teach lessons to grave robbers. Their bodies are covered in pure gold.
IT EATS ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CLOSE TO IT.
SWEET DREAMS.
And let’s not forget about these fuckers:
One of it’s earliest pokedex entires reads:
It attacks in a stealthy manner, without warning. It’s sharp fangs are used to bite and suck blood.
which isn’t so bad except—
Once it strikes, it will not stop draining energy from the victim even if it gets too heavy to fly.
oh
It loves the blood of both humans and Pokemon. It flies around at night in search of neck veins.
Do you know what this means? THIS THING GORGES ITSELF ON HUMANS AND POKEMON. ALSO, IT’S FANGS ARE SHARP ENOUGH TO PIERCE SOME PRETTY THICK HIDES.
SLEEP WELL.
Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.
While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.
not to bad right?
This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen.
It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
OH
It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
Being consumed in Chandelure’s flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.
HHHHHHHHMMMMMM
Apologies for the length of this post, but I do always enjoy pointing out the creepy stuff in Pokemon.
some of dem pokemon, man.
Dubbed by 4kids, y'all. Between this and season zero of Yu-Gi-Oh being the most disturbing thing EVER (hey let’s play a card game in a restaurant oops I just set you on fire in a restaurant surrounded by people har har) the studio is a very kid friendly company, yeah?
